Zombies vs Clowns: The Ultimate Battle

With Tuesday being Face Your Fears Day and Halloween just around the corner too, we’ve been thinking about some of our biggest fears here at GB HQ and there are two clear winners..

Now normally it takes quite a lot to scare us, but after a quick poll of the office it turns out it’s a straight fight between zombies and clowns, which got us thinking – who would win in a straight fight between zombies and clowns?

Arguing the case for clowns is Jo and representing team zombie is Tom. Let’s get it on!

Zombies

Don’t get me wrong I love The Walking Dead, but the whole concept of zombies is pretty terrifying if you think about it. Not only do they rise from the dead, they stink, they eat flesh and they make weird noises. They’re almost impossible to kill too, which means your average clown wouldn’t stand a chance. Plus if the infection spreads the clowns would be outnumbered in an instant, and then there’d be zombie clowns knocking about too – now that’s scary! Nope, there’s only one winner for me and it’d take more than a few circus runaways to stop the undead army.

Clowns

I’d forgotten how creepy clowns were until I saw the trailer for the new IT movie, but seeing that face again has brought it all flooding back. There’s nothing funny about clowns, they’re just pure evil. The hair, the shoes, the make-up it’s the stuff of nightmares, and then there’s the laugh! OK, so clowns probably aren’t as dangerous as zombies, but zombies aren’t even real, so there’s no argument if you ask me. Even if zombies were real, they’re stupid and I’m 100% sure all clowns are evil masterminds, so they’d absolutely destroy them. And as for the zombie clowns, I don’t even want to think about that!

Who are you backing in this epic battle? Let us know in the comments below.. and if you think you’re brave enough to battle the undead army check out our range of incredible zombie survival experiences.